INCORRIGIBLE

Impressive tangibles give a good look
Though you've never earned a penny
And you barely read books
Well, maybe ones with pictures and two syllable words
You've sponged off your parents and taken the

Thirty thousand dollars they gave you for school
And spent it all in ways
To prove you're ever so cool
You pride yourself for being in the popular crowd
Normal people think you're just obnoxious and loud

CHORUS
And you're out with a different girl every night
Never come home till the dark's turned to light
You're incorrigible
You're incorrigible

Wonderbread, wonderhead you fuel the show
With your 400 SE
And an eight-ball of blow
Ride through the mirror on a grin full of gin
Brake on empty, then you begin again

In your black shirt, pants and black shoes
Join the dead souls
Who've got nothing to lose
Wear on the outside what you wear on the inside
May be nothing, but it's nothing with pride!

BRIDGE
CHORUS

Impressive tangibles give a good look
Though you've never earned a penny
And you barely read books
And you wear on the outside what you
Wear on the inside
May be nothing but you've nothing to hide

CHORUS
Life's so great as long as you get to play
You've got what you want in a marshmallow way
You're incorrigible
You're incorrigible
You're incorrigible