HAPPY NYPHOMANIAC

She's such a happy nymphomaniac
She'll take you back to her flat
Whether wed, wierd or whacked
She's such a happy nymphomaniac
She's diplomatic, it don't matter
if you're red, yellow, black
(That's a fact)

She never can wait for the right man to sate
Her voracious appetite
She'd rather fill her own plate
With a hasty, tasty morsel that comes soon but not late
Enough to dissuade a second portion
Often third rate
(She's love bait)

CHORUS
Oh Jo, nymphomaniac
Oh Jo, Oh Jo nymphomaniac
She's back
On her back - most of the time

Once she made a pact to stay out of the sack
For a week she went dry
Then she finally cracked
She rode a guy named Jack like a horse at the track
The 3-1 favorite over at the gambling shack
(She's got the knack)

Oh Jo, nymphomaniac
Oh Jo, Oh Jo nymphomaniac
She's so happy
She'll make you smile
All the while
You bop her
Lyle, Kyle, Peter, Bob
David, Michael, Rick and Rob
Take a number - Stan's the man
Next in line is Randy Dan

She's such a happy nymphomaniac
She's such a happy nymphomaniac
She's such a happy nymphomaniac
She's such a happy nymphomaniac
Oh Jo, nymphomaniac
Oh Jo, Oh Jo nymphomaniac
She's back
On her back – most of the time