YOU ATE MY PEANUT BUTTER

You ate my peanut butter
You ate my peanut butter
You ate my peanut butter
And I'm really not glad
I'm rather quite mad
I'm gonna hunt you down and leave you writhing in the gutter
Shish-kebab your eyes, send them parcel post to your mother

You ate my peanut butter
You ate my peanut butter
You ate my peanut butter
You really shouldn't oughtta done that
You're already quite fat
I'm gonna help you lose some weight - mascerate a lighter state
In a vat of flaming Crisco oil

You ate my peanut butter
This ain't no peach pit you bitch!
I'm gonna have a real fit
Blow you to the sky with a pipe bomb, make you fly
Then I'll eat a jelly sandwich

BRIDGE 1
I loved my peanut butter
I loved my peanut butter
I brought it 'cross the ocean
To have it by my side
On lonely nights I'd take a bite
Without no bread at all!

BRIDGE 2
I'd lick the spoon!
And then I'd croon!
A warbled sticky song!
But now it's gone!
You've done me wrong!
I've lost that happy tune!

And I'm really not glad
I'm rather quite mad
I think I'm gonna have to stick you with a rusty skewer
Barbecue your guts and eat them sunny side up for dinner
(Take what's left and dump it piece by piece into the sewer)

You ate my peanut butter
You ate my peanut butter
You ate my peanut butter
You ate my peanut butter!
You ate my peanut butter!
You ate my peanut butter!

BRIDGE 2 (w/o last 3 lines)
I want you dead!
You stole my spread!
You ate my peanut butter!
You ate my peanut butter!