SLY SNAKE

Sly snake in the garden
Bored to Kingdom Come
He says "Paradise may be beautiful
But it sure ain't fun

He says, "Eve, honey, eat this apple
She says, "I'm not supposed to."
He says "Eve, honey, eat this cherry red apple
And you'll learn to screw."

So Eve she eats that apple
She convinces Adam too
'Cause when Adam says "I don't think I should."
She says you'll learn to screw

CHORUS
So let's go to the forest
Together we can lay
'Cause knowledge is mortality
But while we live we'll play

God he points at Adam
Adam points at Eve
Eve she points at that sly snake
Hangin' from the tree

The snake he say's "I'm just a fall guy
You're stainin' my reputation
Don't pass the buck
Admit you wanted to fuck
That ain't no revelation."

CHORUS

Now mad God says "Get out of the garden!
You'll have to die from here on in
But you'll learn to fuck
And with a little luck
You can have some children."

CHORUS

So let's go to the forest
Together we can play
'Cause knowledge is mortality
So you might as well get laid